The talented Roger Deakins needs no introduction. As one of the great living cinematographers working today, Deakins is a perfect example of a filmmaker striving for artistic excellence while being aware that it is all in the service of the film. Beauty and utility should meet in perfect…
And with several clicks of the mouse, I delete everyone I used to hate from my life. Living in a city where no one knows your name is so refreshing.+
oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
those are guitar strings
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If you’re into cute skater guys but feel intimidated by their cool hair and rebellious attitude, break the ice with a technical question that will show them that you know your stuff. Ask them, “What kind of bearings are those?” or “How many ollies have you done?” or “Can I put my hand down the back of your pants? You have a big sweat stain along the length of your butt crack and I would like to see how wet it is for myself.”
Last night was the 2013 MLB All-Star game. Ah, America’s pastime! Who doesn’t love a good baseball game? And what better way to open up America’s game then with a heartfelt rendition of ‘God Bless America’?
And…wait, a minute. Who is this guy coming out to sing God Bless AMERICA?